The zodiac of the cock, a magnificent, throbbing constellation of stars recently discovered by scientists. Those born under the Cockzody are born with a certain hunger for cock that drives them into a primal rage once every 6-9 years causing them to go on a cock hunting spree, which ends when the hunter has a necklace dangling with five meaty cocks and two ballsack earrings.
Doctor: What happened!?
Victim: My ballsack and penis were torn off
Doctor: Bullocks, by whom?
Victim: The Cockzody27, some say he's the first cockhunter that howled at the moon and the stars, born from anus
Doctor: (turns around out of view, smiles to himself and absentmindedly fondles the latest addition to his penis necklace)
Victim: My ballsack and penis were torn off
Doctor: Bullocks, by whom?
Victim: The Cockzody27, some say he's the first cockhunter that howled at the moon and the stars, born from anus
Doctor: (turns around out of view, smiles to himself and absentmindedly fondles the latest addition to his penis necklace)
by Cockzody69 January 7, 2017
Get the cockzodymug.