7 definitions by Sastwatch
When a chick has a really thick, bushy, lush crop of pubes to the extent that it might have as much hair as Sasquatch.
by Sastwatch August 21, 2007
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by Sastwatch August 21, 2007
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A large penis that a woman fears to have penetrate her because it looks monstrous enough to wreak havoc on Tokyo, much less her vagina.
Even though we were all horny and ready, I was scared to have sex with him as soon as I saw his Cockzilla.
by Sastwatch August 21, 2007
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Used condoms floating in the 'rhea river that are bloated and swollen from their long exposure to the liquid sewage. Often found floating with whistles.
Balloons become so bloated from their long journey down the 'rhea river that even the smallest ones end up looking bigger than Magnums.
by Sastwatch September 24, 2008
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The deluge of untreated sewage that flows into the wastewater treatment plant. Has been known to carry many seeds, whistles, balloons, and 2x4's and is tended to by turd herders.
Anaerobic bacterial digestion and aeration are important steps in eliminating solids and bacteria from the 'rhea river.
by Sastwatch September 24, 2008
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To spread, knowingly or not, herpes to another person, thereby becoming the perpetrator as in a crime.
by Sastwatch August 21, 2007
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Tampon applicators, sans tampons, known to float in the 'rhea river. Named for their resemblance to whistles or any other wind instrument.
by Sastwatch September 24, 2008
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