byroads

Big ass family of controlling ppl

Hey stop tellin me to do everything,

Well sorrry! I'm byroads and I need everything done when I ask!!!

by misterhandonweenees May 27, 2014

Bones over broads

Money over women
This shit will get u far in life

Timothy: man I miss my girl yo
Brian: fuck ur girl, chase a check instead, it's bones over broads u heard?

by ya motha on disdiq February 25, 2021

Broadswording

To not only just suck up to your boss in an unbelievable and outrageous manner, but to gobble your boss/supervisor so fervently that that you passed the gag reflex 47 minutes ago and not only his knob but a section of shaft is also protruding from your anus thus allowing for much comedic banter withing the office confines.

*Boss enters office*: "Morning gents...."
*Employee 1*: "Hello sir, how are you on this fine and wonderfully happy workday, such a pleasure to see your glowing complexion and energy in our office, can I bounce something off you as I highly regard your opinion on........?
*Employee 2*: "Jesus Dave, you broadsworded the shit out of him, so deep we only saw ballsack"
* Employee 3 *. " Way too much Broadswording in this office" .

by Fingered Dickhole July 16, 2014

broads in atlana

When u got hoes in Atlanta

Panda panda panda panda berrrrrah I got broads in atlana.

by Panther-4-Life May 17, 2016

Wheeling Broads

Term commonly used by canadian junior hockey players to refer to the process of courting girls with slick lines and ruthless comments.

"That game was a gongshow, lets get to the bar, i wanna start wheeling broads."

by Jimmy Cz June 9, 2007

Spanish Broadside

A legendary sex maneuver where a man gets his fuck buddy to close his/her eyes for a facial. The man then sneaks in at least a dozen of his mates, has them line up, and then gives the signal to blast all of their loads on the target's face at the same time.

Bonus points if they're all Spanish or Latino.

Emily: Juan surprised me with a Spanish Broadside last night, now I have to bring this eye infection back to Ohio.

Vanessa: How did you not notice fifteen guys walk into the room and start jerking it?

by VanguardVince July 10, 2014

Broadsword

a man's penis, either large or used with authority, as if it were a medieval broadsword.

Don't even trip, girl, you know I swing that broadsword.

by C-Smith November 3, 2005