buttstein 

Pejorative used as a retort against people who mock your intelligence by sarcastically calling you Einstein.

May also be used as a general term for someone being an idiot, along with asshat and fucktard

"Good job, Einstein"
"Shut up, you're a buttstein"

buttstein by alyssa April 4, 2005

buttoein 

the act of having a loved one stick their big toe up your ass, preferrably after a pedicure.

I can't wait to show my boyfriend my pedicure. He loves buttoein after i get my toes made up.

buttoein by gigiti March 26, 2010

blatstein 

To lambaste, berate and embarass to the highest degree

I was totally and utterly blatsteined the other day, when the newspaper wrote that scathing editorial about me.

blatstein by The Daily P November 18, 2005

buttstonked 

Being so twistedly fucked up (extremely inebriated in some form) that you literally can not and do not want to do anything.

X: Dude, that party was intensity in ten cities!

Y: Totally so dude, let's roast these righteous herbs and get thoroughly buttstonked to celebrate!

buttstonked by KyleFromTheAmandaShow March 24, 2014

Buttskink 

A common tird in which the poo is skinny however in tact, being excreted in one piece. It reaches the highest threshold at which the tensile strength of the poo does not break. The term originated from areas where the common house skink resides.

"I did a shit today, it was a total buttskink. It must have been at least 30cm long"

Buttskink by Ssike November 1, 2013

buttstain-brown 

The color left in underwear, bed-linen or elsewhere, usually in a streak.

Do you want your peanut butter spread thick, or just buttstain-brown?

I like the color of that table, not as dark as walnut, not as light as maple, more of a buttstain-brown.

buttstain-brown by buggy October 20, 2005

Buttweiner 

A tumor on one of your buttcheeks that resembles a weiner.

He showed me his buttweiner in the locker room. I told him to go get that thing checked out.

Buttweiner by mandyman January 31, 2009