Buttskink 

A common tird in which the poo is skinny however in tact, being excreted in one piece. It reaches the highest threshold at which the tensile strength of the poo does not break. The term originated from areas where the common house skink resides.

"I did a shit today, it was a total buttskink. It must have been at least 30cm long"

Buttskink by Ssike November 1, 2013

Buttwink 

A buttwink is when a person flexes their anal sphincter, causing their anus to visibly contract, effectively "winking" with their asshole. Buttwinking can be performed as an obscene gesture, or in a sexual context it can be either a sign of affection or a greeting.

To buttwink, simply use the same muscles used to defecate to flex your anus.

This act should not be confused with mooning (merely exposing your anus) since buttwinking is considerably more rude.

As Sensei Doug walked to his dojo, the rude employees of a strip mall store lowered their drawers, pointed their behinds towards the window, and contracted their assholes to buttwink at the passing martial artist.

Buttwink by Sensei Doug December 6, 2017

buttstonked 

Being so twistedly fucked up (extremely inebriated in some form) that you literally can not and do not want to do anything.

X: Dude, that party was intensity in ten cities!

Y: Totally so dude, let's roast these righteous herbs and get thoroughly buttstonked to celebrate!

buttstonked by KyleFromTheAmandaShow March 24, 2014

buttkicker 

A word that pertains to someone or something that "kicks butt".

However, recently, the word has devolved to be used as a noun, adjective, verb, and even an idiom. In reality, buttkicker is simply the grammarically incorrect way of saying "kicks butt".

Sam: When your friend tries to make good roasts but then ends up failing: buttkicker.
Tom: STFU Sam you degenerate that isn't how you say it.

buttkicker by Intelligent Isaac May 29, 2017

Buttshank 

(noun, adverb) The act of or actual splash of cold toilet water splashing onto one's bare ass caused by the poop plummeting into the water basin and displacing the water below.

WOW. My ass is really wet from that buttshank.
(insult) You buttshank, go dry your ass.

Buttshank by C-troubalicious February 12, 2006

Buttwink 

When your "brown eye" (also known as an anus hole) contracts, which causes a closing effct. Once the anus hole opens once more its ends the completion of the "buttwink".

Buttwinks often occur when pinching off a turd while taking a dump or during sexual intercourse (when climaxing for both sexes).

I had to buttwink to pinch off that turd

Dude!, I was having sex with this hot chick last night and she buttwinked when she orgasmed, thats when I decided to try anal.

Buttwink by Blackrose86 January 20, 2011

buttwinky

a word to use while playing cod to sub in for fuckface or asskittens when ur not allowed to cuse

wow these buttwinky campers are pissing me off

buttwinky by sexestspongeballs April 4, 2011