alyssa's definitions

flirtini

alcoholic beverage which includes Vodka, Champagne and Pineapple Juice that was popularized by an episode in the HBO series "Sex and the City"

I can't wait for flirtini friday!

by Alyssa June 17, 2006

aiko

Means 'love-child' in Japanese.

Pronounced I-ee-koe.

Aiko, ya know... love child... in Japanese...
Ai- love.
Ko- child.

Duh.

by Alyssa June 18, 2006

queen

One of the best bands of the 70s and 80s. Members consisted of Freddie Mercury, Brian May, Roger Taylor, John Deacon. Hit songs included Bohemian Rhapsody, Another One Bites the Dust (that reached #1 in the U.S.), We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions, Somebody To Love, and Fat Bottomed Girls. Freddie Mercury arguably one of the best singers EVER died of 1991 of AIDS and got a bad rap for being gay but still managed to be one of the most popular singers ever. Queen still performs as Queen + Paul Rodgers today.

Queen music is fucking amazing!

by Alyssa September 1, 2008

ten page syndrome

When you are writing a huge important paper that is supposed to be 15-20 pages, and somewhere around the tenth page, you start feeling like a) you are never going to finish this goddamn paper, b)everything you have written so far is total crap and makes no sense. Generally results in a paper-writing break that may include curling up in a ball and sobbing. Occurs with higher frequency at the end of the semester. Only known cure is actually getting off your ass and working. Ten page syndrome may persist until you are a page or two away from your minimum, when it will be replaced by elation and a second wind of energy.

I can't tell if my paper about postmodernism and the clam trade in Cucamonga is really a worthless piece of shit, or if I just have ten page syndrome.

by alyssa August 29, 2005

orientate

To become oriented with or to assist someone else with orientating themselves. It's one of those words that sounds better than the grammatically correct version.

"I have to go to my law school next week to get orientated"

"first year students have to come a week early to orientate themselves"

by Alyssa August 30, 2005

space probe

a vehicle in space that carries no people but carries things to use on the planets

like a carama should be on a space probe

by Alyssa April 12, 2005

casterated

balls to be cut off, penis detached, penis bye bye

The casterated turkey was walkin through the woods.

by alyssa April 16, 2005