buttsneeze 

A fart, particuarly the loud whistling kind.
Also, the same as an asshat

"God you are such a buttsneeze!"

buttsneeze by Deagan The Wolf October 22, 2003

buttsqueeze

Another word describing Grope Hug and Squeeze the Charmin ,focussing on squeezing anothers ass orbuttcheek.

Dude, i saw a buttsqueeze in a P.D.A. today. Those two should get a room!

buttsqueeze by Dragonman September 1, 2008

Bumsneeze

Often on the day after a hot curry or some food that didn't agree with you. When going for a poo knowing that it's going to be a bad one, you strain a bit too hard, resulting in a spray-like, liquidy jet of poo coating the inside of the toilet.

Oh man, that curry last night made me bumsneeze all the way through my shift.

I just did the worst bumsneeze, it actually caused pain.

Bumsneeze by Omniabsence October 31, 2010

butt sneeze 

a.k.a. sneeze-butt, ass-sneeze, asschoo

A butt-sneeze is a semi-mythical phenomenon that involves a rapid expulsion of air and liquid from the rectum. The 'sneeze' is often mistaken for flatulence due to it's sound and pungent odor.

Despite it's rare occurance, controversy has erupted about whether it is necessary to say "bless you" after a butt-sneeze, as one generally does after a regular Sneeze.

The late Father Y. A. Nire had the following words on this matter:

"In the past, it was believed that the soul escaped the body when a person sneezed. So, by saying 'bless you', the soul was returned to the body. Religion tells us that sinful/harmful substances leave the anus - for example: excrement. However, divine things enter the anus - Such as, my penis into a supermodel. Since the soul is considered divine, it is unlikely to travel out of the anus. Therefore, one does not need to say "bless you".

ass: pfffffffffpsssssssssBOOM!
you: oh shit, I just had a butt sneeze

butt sneeze by tells: us: nothing: September 21, 2005

Butt Sneeze 

A forcefully-ejected wordfart/word , but may sometimes be accompanied by wordbutt gravy/word , which will be wordass vomit/word .

Fool-ass Sucka: Damn, son, what is that stizzench?
Sucka-ass Fool: I ates me some grits this mo'nin' and had me a butt sneeze.

Butt Sneeze by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003

Butt-Sneeze 

Any kind of farting.

Girls never butt-sneeze in front of their boyfriends unless they've been together for a long time.

Butt-Sneeze by Katherine MM September 25, 2011

Ukrainian Butt Sneeze 

When a man has a straw filled with dope( methamphetamine) he inserts the straw into another man or womans asshole and then blows the meth into their asshole. It causes their butt to start dripping therefore causing the sensation to look like your asshole just sneezed

Jerry's asshole put on a show when he caught us all off gaurd with that Ukrainian Butt sneeze!

Ukrainian Butt Sneeze by MOLDYBAGEL July 7, 2022