Butt-Sneeze
Butt-Sneeze by Katherine MM September 25, 2011
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butt sneeze
a.k.a. sneeze-butt, ass-sneeze, asschoo
A butt-sneeze is a semi-mythical phenomenon that involves a rapid expulsion of air and liquid from the rectum. The 'sneeze' is often mistaken for flatulence due to it's sound and pungent odor.
Despite it's rare occurance, controversy has erupted about whether it is necessary to say "bless you" after a butt-sneeze, as one generally does after a regular Sneeze.
The late Father Y. A. Nire had the following words on this matter:
"In the past, it was believed that the soul escaped the body when a person sneezed. So, by saying 'bless you', the soul was returned to the body. Religion tells us that sinful/harmful substances leave the anus - for example: excrement. However, divine things enter the anus - Such as, my penis into a supermodel. Since the soul is considered divine, it is unlikely to travel out of the anus. Therefore, one does not need to say "bless you".
A butt-sneeze is a semi-mythical phenomenon that involves a rapid expulsion of air and liquid from the rectum. The 'sneeze' is often mistaken for flatulence due to it's sound and pungent odor.
Despite it's rare occurance, controversy has erupted about whether it is necessary to say "bless you" after a butt-sneeze, as one generally does after a regular Sneeze.
The late Father Y. A. Nire had the following words on this matter:
"In the past, it was believed that the soul escaped the body when a person sneezed. So, by saying 'bless you', the soul was returned to the body. Religion tells us that sinful/harmful substances leave the anus - for example: excrement. However, divine things enter the anus - Such as, my penis into a supermodel. Since the soul is considered divine, it is unlikely to travel out of the anus. Therefore, one does not need to say "bless you".
butt sneeze by tells: us: nothing: September 21, 2005
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Butt Sneeze
A forcefully-ejected wordfart/word , but may sometimes be accompanied by wordbutt gravy/word , which will be wordass vomit/word .
Fool-ass Sucka: Damn, son, what is that stizzench?
Sucka-ass Fool: I ates me some grits this mo'nin' and had me a butt sneeze.
Sucka-ass Fool: I ates me some grits this mo'nin' and had me a butt sneeze.
Butt Sneeze by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003
Ukrainian Butt Sneeze
When a man has a straw filled with dope( methamphetamine) he inserts the straw into another man or womans asshole and then blows the meth into their asshole. It causes their butt to start dripping therefore causing the sensation to look like your asshole just sneezed
Ukrainian Butt Sneeze by MOLDYBAGEL July 7, 2022
yammer butt skeezer
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Jesse: Yea I saw her she's always talking crap. She is such a yammer butt skeezer
Jesse: Yea I saw her she's always talking crap. She is such a yammer butt skeezer
yammer butt skeezer by Love~Neezy June 26, 2009
buttsneeze
buttsneeze by Deagan The Wolf October 22, 2003
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