Bumsneeze

Often on the day after a hot curry or some food that didn't agree with you. When going for a poo knowing that it's going to be a bad one, you strain a bit too hard, resulting in a spray-like, liquidy jet of poo coating the inside of the toilet.

Oh man, that curry last night made me bumsneeze all the way through my shift.

I just did the worst bumsneeze, it actually caused pain.

by Omniabsence October 31, 2010

bumbreeze

vrb: to chat bumbreeze

a statement that deviates from or perverts the truth

to say things with no relevance, to waffle (see waffle)

person 1: i've been around the world in 1 day

person 2: you chat bumbreeze or why are you chatting bumbreeze for?

by Muhith September 8, 2007

bum sneeze

When you blow your nose or sneeze and you let a fart go by accident. Can also be used to to simply describe a fart on it's own.

I was blowing my nose when a bum sneeze slipped out.

by Ray Kelly June 3, 2008

mexican bum sneeze

When one male hovers above another, spreads his ass and projectile sprays taco shit all over the recipents face

Jose loves to give chris a good ol mexican bum sneeze everytime he has a taco bell big box combo

by Insert Name Here March 28, 2015

buttsneeze

A fart, particuarly the loud whistling kind.
Also, the same as an asshat

"God you are such a buttsneeze!"

by Deagan The Wolf October 22, 2003

bumbleezees

Definition: another word for weed, ganj, reef

"Yo dawg let's go smoke some bumbleezees!"

by yizerd June 4, 2007

Bumsleeve

Another word for asshole, usually used in a funny way or to offend people. Can also be defined as being groped inappropriately, but in a funny way.

Oliver Wanker was bumsleeved on the bus to Walmart.

by Olive✌️ December 20, 2014