Puta Esquerosa

Spanish, meaning 'Filthy Whore'. Usually a disgusting, vile woman. The 'es' in esquerosa is usually silent.

Tu mama es una puta esquerosa.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 09, 2003

Crucified Alien

The name of some sucka MC named Alex. Very chill guy, extremely smart and willing to learn, and a hell of a lay. Give him some Twizzlers and he's yours for life.

Crucified Alien stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Who, me?
Yes, you!
Couldn't be!
Then, who?

by Uncle Funkalunkel November 14, 2003

ass clitoris

A nub of flesh on the top of someone's asshole. Pretty fucking gross.

I was fucking your mom in the ass and I tapped her ass clitoris and she squirted diarrhea on me.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 29, 2003

ass it up

When someone comes to your house and farts all over the place. Even one fart can be considered assing it up.

That motherfucker done came to my crib and assed it up in my motherfuckin' heezy!

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 15, 2003

Butt Sneeze

A forcefully-ejected wordfart/word , but may sometimes be accompanied by wordbutt gravy/word , which will be wordass vomit/word .

Fool-ass Sucka: Damn, son, what is that stizzench?
Sucka-ass Fool: I ates me some grits this mo'nin' and had me a butt sneeze.

by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003

filth

The pigs, bacon, 5-0, po'-po', the Cops. The best term for Piggery is the Filth. Originated in Britain.

Cheese it, boys! Its da filth!

by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003

Vart

A queef or quiff, as it is sometimes spelled. It is an expulsion of air made when some dude is punding his meat into some bitch's sloppy puss-hole. Stems from Vagina fART. The experience itself is not terrible, but the word 'vart' is.

When I was fucking your mom, she jumped off my cock and varted in your girlfriend's mouth before your girlfriend started munching her box.

by Uncle Funkalunkel September 29, 2003