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buttnote 

When you accidentally send a voice note on your mobile device.
Naveen was glad her buttnote wasn't of her singing in the shower.
buttnote by Qasai January 25, 2015

buttnuke 

a fart that is so loud and strong that you shit yourself, and then it runs down your leg...
AAAAAAA! fuck! that hurt! I seem to have shit myself... Damn buttnuke
buttnuke by TitaniumPhantom December 5, 2016

buttnaked-oes 

females that are wild'n out
You shoulda been at that party there were buttnaked-oes e'rywhere.
buttnaked-oes by hipson December 29, 2007

Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid 

Seminifirous: semen carying
tablodial: in a tubeular shape
buttnoid: the little blue men who live in your ass and have lamps on there heads so they can see in the depths of your ass to push the turds out
i cant shit. my Seminifirous tablodial buttnoids are on vacation

Buttnogg 

Cumm that has been ejaculated into the rectum, then swallowed by the recipient.
After being pounded in the ass, Linda poured out a hot cup of buttnogg and gladly drank it up.
Buttnogg by ,_\ ( ) |-| /\/ September 24, 2005
A build up of semen in a gay man's asshole. Usually slurpped out by his partner.
Billy likes to let his buttnog ferment in his partners asshole before he slurps out the wholesome goodness.
buttnog by Nick_C August 28, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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