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budnoculars
same thing as beer goggles but when u drink Budweiser. This is what happens in the event of too many Budweisers.
budnoculars by Diablo Pitt August 20, 2013
bluntnoculars
The feeling when high, that everyone around you is excessively attractive, even if they are six, you see them as a ten. The same effect as beer goggles, except when you are high.
Guy 1: Bro, last night all the girls at the bar were fine as hell.
Guy 2: Dude, nah, you were too high, there were a few, but most of the girls were a six at best.
Guy 1: I must have been using my bluntnoculars.
Guy 2: Dude, nah, you were too high, there were a few, but most of the girls were a six at best.
Guy 1: I must have been using my bluntnoculars.
bluntnoculars by papabear91 August 26, 2015
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026