buttnoculars 

When a person has eyes for people's butts

Claire really has Buttnoculars for Toran

buttnoculars by Potato0315 May 4, 2016

buttnoculars 

When a person has eyes for people's butts

Dang she has real buttnoculars for him

buttnoculars by Potato0315 May 5, 2016

budnoculars 

same thing as beer goggles but when u drink Budweiser. This is what happens in the event of too many Budweisers.

she wasn't that hot until I looked at her through my budnoculars, now she's fine as hell.

budnoculars by Diablo Pitt August 20, 2013

bluntnoculars

The feeling when high, that everyone around you is excessively attractive, even if they are six, you see them as a ten. The same effect as beer goggles, except when you are high.

Guy 1: Bro, last night all the girls at the bar were fine as hell.
Guy 2: Dude, nah, you were too high, there were a few, but most of the girls were a six at best.
Guy 1: I must have been using my bluntnoculars.

bluntnoculars by papabear91 August 26, 2015