The feeling when high, that everyone around you is excessively attractive, even if they are six, you see them as a ten. The same effect as beer goggles, except when you are high.
Guy 1: Bro, last night all the girls at the bar were fine as hell.
Guy 2: Dude, nah, you were too high, there were a few, but most of the girls were a six at best.
Guy 1: I must have been using my bluntnoculars.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'