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buttnoculars by Potato0315 May 4, 2016
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buttnoculars
buttnoculars by Potato0315 May 5, 2016
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budnoculars
same thing as beer goggles but when u drink Budweiser. This is what happens in the event of too many Budweisers.
budnoculars by Diablo Pitt August 20, 2013
bluntnoculars
The feeling when high, that everyone around you is excessively attractive, even if they are six, you see them as a ten. The same effect as beer goggles, except when you are high.
Guy 1: Bro, last night all the girls at the bar were fine as hell.
Guy 2: Dude, nah, you were too high, there were a few, but most of the girls were a six at best.
Guy 1: I must have been using my bluntnoculars.
Guy 2: Dude, nah, you were too high, there were a few, but most of the girls were a six at best.
Guy 1: I must have been using my bluntnoculars.
bluntnoculars by papabear91 August 26, 2015
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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