buttcrunch 

buttcrunch
noun
a person, object, or thing that is so extraordinary it will cause an involuntary clenching of the buttocks of those who interact with it.

verb trans.
to cause an involuntary clenching of the buttocks of another party or parties by being splendid or wonderful.

DERIVATIVES
buttcrunchy adjective
buttcrunchingly adverb

1. Your mom's twenty-cheese casserole was such a buttcrunch! I didn't even know there were that many cheeses!

2. She looked so good in that tiny dress that she buttcrunched all of those old dudes over there.

3. The special effects in that movie were so buttcrunchingly sweet my brain went into sugar-shock.

buttcrunch by Luckydyke January 2, 2009

Buttcrunch 

When you take your mouth and bite the asshole and hear the butt juice squirt out

I buttcrunched your sister earlier

Buttcrunch by Kid railz May 11, 2019

banana buttcrunch 

Another slang term for analsex. You basically fuck a girl
up the ass so good, and so hard, she"s left feeling like it was just put through a meat grinder.

p.s.
you must have a curved dick for this to be authentic.

"Q" complained her ass felt crunched after we just got
doing the banana buttcrunch for 30 minutes straight.

banana buttcrunch by GUSTAAVIK June 11, 2006

banana buttcrunch 

another slang term for anal sex. You basically

fuck her up the ass, so good and so hard, she feels

like its been through a grinder.

Q complained her ass felt like it was put through a

grinder after we did the banana buttcrunch for half an

hour straight.

banana buttcrunch by Foroyaar May 30, 2006

banana buttcrunch 

Inserting a banana long-ways between your ass cheeks and squeezing as tightly as possible. The only successful banana buttcrunch is one that caused the inner banana to launch out the side of the peel.

OH shit son, how are you so good at doing a banana buttcrunch!?

banana buttcrunch by TTTHeeeh Juggernaut June 3, 2006

butt crunch 

To tailgate so excessively that you almost repeatedly smack into the car in front of you.

Passenger: Hey watch it, you almost butt crunched that car!!

butt crunch by bigballofyarn September 9, 2009

Buttmunch 

Seemingly derogatory term but often used with affection. In the classic sitcom Malcolm in the Middle, the brothers call each other buttmunch but with a smile and a pat on the back. The word can also be used as a sexually suggestive term, using it on someone you would actually like to munch on your butt.

1. Reese to Malcolm: Way to go buttmunch! I'm proud of you!
2. Reese to Malcolm (pulling down his pants): Hey buttmunch, dive in!

Buttmunch by zekebones May 11, 2018