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Mustachio Buttcakes

When you are driving or riding down the street and see a good looking woman from the backside. This includes, but not limited to, great ass, nice legs, female gate, full bouncy hair. Sadly upon inspection of the front end you find a beard or nicely trimmed mustache. A terrible trick that god decides to play with the human form.
Hey man slow down that chick has a nice ass. Oh wait, there's a beard! It's a Mustachio Buttcakes!

buttnaked-oes 

You shoulda been at that party there were buttnaked-oes e'rywhere.
buttnaked-oes by hipson December 29, 2007

buttcheese 

Buttcheese is the poop that is so creamy that when you wipe your butt it speads like hot butter.
The skid marks in my shorts was due to buttcheese.
buttcheese by Bubbacheese November 3, 2005

buttcake 

You're a buttcake
buttcake by purplewarrior:) October 24, 2020

buttfake 

We buttfaked that dude by putting a dead skunk in his car.
buttfake by Jackel in El Centro April 25, 2006

butacake 

The first of her kind. #blackowned #womanowned 🔜 LEGAL cannabis foods business in New Jersey 💚 🚀🚀

Edibles that actually work without over doing it. You will not see an alternate universe on ButACake
I get all my edibles from ButACake
butacake by ButACake November 23, 2021