batebooking 

The act of masturbating and/or watching porn while on facebook doing other facebook activities.

Efficient batebooking is maximized by the use of two screens.

batebooking by the interwet April 23, 2010

basefooking 

The act of face booking someone while totally fucked up and not realizing you are typing nonsense.

I was basefooking you and you didn't respond. WFT is pu wit thaat?

basefooking by tdrums November 26, 2009

Latebooking 

The state of re-entering a Facebook thread after a considerable delay, at which point responses to queries within the thread seem random and irrelevant because the thread moved on long ago.

Hema couldn't stop latebooking after other peoples' comments about food choices seemed inapropos.

Daniel, so entranced in the intensity of the conversation, ignored his aunts' latebooking.

Heidi participated in latebooking so often, she often was at a loss of words when people tried to talk to her about the current conversation.

Latebooking by chemwz July 3, 2009

Hatebooking 

To continuously talk crap about someone, or post song that are directly pointed at someone. Most hatebooking actions are done in a very passive aggressive manor so as to be able to skit blame whenever possible.

Ie: Bob had sex with Becky a few times. Becks then said she didn't want to have sex whit Bob anymore. Bob then began posting things like "you are a cold hearted bitch and I feel sorry for anyone who gets close to you" on facebook. This is called hatebooking

Hatebooking by ishkaa December 10, 2011

buttbooking 

The act of accidentally posting a nonsense message to Facebook by sitting on your phone.

A typical buttbooking update:

Joe Shmoe: lll,,ll,;;..
2 hours ago via Facebook for BlackBerry

buttbooking by PseudoNoise July 14, 2010

Latebooking 

Posting really obscure videos or vague statuses on facebook at night.

"did anybody listen to the Sleep In video I posted last night at 3:47 in the morning?"

"nobody ever looks at any of the shit you post when you're latebooking"

Latebooking by completelydead December 14, 2011