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It's a bag of butts!

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A stupid, obnoxious, or otherwise contemptable person.
That guy just cut the line! What a buttbag!
buttbag by Tbomb December 7, 2006
Words you can keep
A renaissance man/woman of horrible things. A Buttbag is a person who is part attention whore, part pretentious hipster, part fake yuppie, part drama queen, part conceited douche and part self-righteous asshole. Perfect examples are: Kanye West, Tom Brady, Christina Aguilera. A great fictional example is Sarah Marshall from 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'.
Did you see Aunt Jane's daily Facebook posts about how she's in mourning for her dying father....but according to her he's been dying for 15 years AND she threw in something about being a great caregiver and how everyone else is a horrible person. Man she's such a Buttbag.
Buttbag by Kniggit September 5, 2016
Polite way of saying "assbag", in case there are kids around.
Randy, why are you being such a buttbag?
Buttbag by mikeyd1978 October 22, 2011

buttrageous

A terrible situation that is considered shitty and the outcome will stink.
Custodian#1: Who spread shit all over the bathroom walls in the boys room?

Custodian#2: Oh dude, that is buttrageous!
buttrageous by skypie May 31, 2011

buttbanditry 

the process of stealing up another man's rectum in the quiet of the night..........
James was overwhelmed by the rampant degree of mindless savage buttbanditry.
buttbanditry by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003
A condition of tightness or numbness in the testicles that is felt after fully inserting them inside another person's anus for a prolonged period of time. The intensity and duration of buttballs is dependent on several factors, including but not limited to the size of one's testicles, blood pressure, tightness and dilation of the host's anus, and duration of insertion.
"Damn Tone, you dunked yo nuts in that bitch's ass for over 20 minutes! You must have a serious case of buttballs."
buttballs by yaolinglingjiu October 17, 2011

buttwagon 

buttwagon is an adjective.
It is what you call someone who is annoying and you would like to call them a butt and for emphasize you add wagon.
When your friend won't stop screaming you call them a buttwagon.
buttwagon by dinkythedino August 22, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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