A renaissance man/woman of horrible things. A Buttbag is a person who is part attention whore, part pretentious hipster, part fake yuppie, part drama queen, part conceited douche and part self-righteous asshole. Perfect examples are: Kanye West, Tom Brady, Christina Aguilera. A great fictional example is Sarah Marshall from 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'.
Did you see Aunt Jane's daily Facebook posts about how she's in mourning for her dying father....but according to her he's been dying for 15 years AND she threw in something about being a great caregiver and how everyone else is a horrible person. Man she's such a Buttbag.
A condition of tightness or numbness in the testicles that is felt after fully inserting them inside another person's anus for a prolonged period of time. The intensity and duration of buttballs is dependent on several factors, including but not limited to the size of one's testicles, blood pressure, tightness and dilation of the host's anus, and duration of insertion.
"Damn Tone, you dunked yo nuts in that bitch's ass for over 20 minutes! You must have a seriouscase of buttballs."
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*