1. Kid can hit the baseball, but he can't run! All that extra buttage slows him down so he's always thrown out at first!
2. Her extra buttage is causing the threads of her jeans to pop!

Extra Buttage by BiggMomma4 August 24, 2008

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Hard buttage

hardcore anal penatration

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Hard buttage by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

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buttrageous

A terrible situation that is considered shitty and the outcome will stink.

Custodian#1: Who spread shit all over the bathroom walls in the boys room?

Custodian#2: Oh dude, that is buttrageous!

buttrageous by skypie May 31, 2011

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buttgeist

From the English "buttocks" and Germanic "geist" = ghost.

The haunting, stretched, sort of thin, really, feeling your wife's ass has after you cum in it (magnificently) and pull out.

Sweating, back arched, face flushed, Shana felt the metallic emptiness of the buttgeist as Jack pulled out of her ass.

buttgeist by Dickless May 8, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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