Definitions by yaolinglingjiu

#WTD

hashtag standing for "want to die". Used ironically, or not.

My life is shit and I crave death. #wtd

#WTD by yaolinglingjiu November 23, 2013

Whigwag 

A portmanteau of "white guy with Asian girl" or "white girl with Asian guy". Refers to the increasingly common phenomenon of Asian and Caucasian interracial relationships.

"Whigwag alert! There's a hot Asian dude over there with a white chick. Take that racial stereotypes!"

Whigwag by yaolinglingjiu November 9, 2012

JBI 

Short for "Jewish By Insertion" or "Jewish By Injection". Refers to the status of a gentile woman (shiksa) who has had sex with a Jewish man.

Now that I have had sex with Ben, I can finally go to the Chabad parties without it being a thing, because I'm JBI.

JBI by yaolinglingjiu May 14, 2012

Jungle Asian

Indigenous peoples from tropical countries in the Far East. Examples include Filipinos, Vietnamese, Burmese, etc.

Love my Japanese friends but where my Jungle Asians at?!

Jungle Asian by yaolinglingjiu February 14, 2012

water boarding 

Alternate spelling of waterboarding. There are several variations on the technique, but it generally involves holding a subject's head in a declined position and forcing water into their airway, thus inducing a feeling of terror as the body believes it is drowning. If performed correctly, water boarding does not leave marks and is not lethal.

Water boarding is not nearly as much fun as boogie boarding.

water boarding by yaolinglingjiu February 14, 2012

butt boner

When a really long turd protrudes from the butt. The turd is not released; the tension on the end of the turd exerted by the sphincter is enough so that the turd maintains its protrusion without breaking off or being retracted. This creates a silhouette of an erection, where the turd resembles the shaft and the buttcheeks resemble the balls. A butt boner.

"Check out this long dry one, bro! A perfect butt boner!"

butt boner by yaolinglingjiu January 4, 2012

XXOO 

Chinese internet slang for sex.

Last night I went back to her apartment for some XXOO

XXOO by yaolinglingjiu December 27, 2011