butt faded

To be so blackout drunk that you prestige, hit sobriety, proceed through buzzed, lit, shitfaced, and hit blackout again.

As drunk as you can be without dying.
The best possible scenario for when you get weird with your friends.
So drunk that you can only speak in cursive.
When you are so drunk that you have to hold on to the grass to keep the world from spinning.

"Hey boys, let's get butt faded tonight!"
"I am physically incapable, because I got so butt faded from your cough syrup margaritas last night."

"I was so butt faded that I head butted the bathroom mirror in the bar because I thought it wanted to fight. Steve the bartender says I owe him a new mirror.... again..."

by Valdosta State Rugby November 28, 2017

Butt Faced

one who when sleeping at a sleep over was exposed to a naked butt rubbed on there face.

while taylor was sleeping over at gregs house he was butt faced and woken up.

by aldsjaflkjds August 11, 2006

Butt Faced

Getting highly intoxicated.

Ikes was but faced last night.

by Richard Long April 12, 2003

Butt-faced

“the act of accidentally butt dialling with a face time call “

“Butt-faced”

Omg Heather totally just butt-faced me and didn’t know it.

by Russ77 May 7, 2019

Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl

A Butt Face Gargoyle girl is someone who looks like they crawled off the side of a medieval church and tried to live amongst humans. Their face happens to look like an ass.

Hey Johnny, is that your co-worker Rem? Yes Bob, can't you tell by the way she looks like a Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl?

by J409 September 15, 2025

monkey faced butt muncher

A rim job finished off by giving a raspberry.

I walked into the bathroom and heard the end of a monkey faced butt muncher. I want to cut off my ears.

by bbl2k April 3, 2009

Buttfaced

Similar to butt calling someone, but accidentally hitting facetime instead.

I received a facetime call from Kate and when I answered she said it was a mistake...she buttfaced me.

by MikeI July 4, 2014