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buttfaced 

Rick was buttfaced to discover a large scrap of toilet paper clinging to his shoe.
buttfaced by Fuzzbass February 15, 2005

Buttfaced 

The act of ramming one's butt into another face at high speeds.
You just see that bitch get Buttfaced?!

or

Oh shit man! You gotta watch Buttfaced 7!!!
Buttfaced by FGT April 4, 2003

buttfaced 

When looking at one's face and realizing how ugly they are. Relating them to a rear-end.
Frankie- Sean are you sick?
Sean- No why?
Frankie- You are looking buttfaced today.
buttfaced by cindybadlfkajdsf December 9, 2008

Buttfaced 

When one butt-calls you specifically with facetime from the iphone, then you have been buttfaced.
Aaron Cervantes buttfaced me while he was taken a duesenberg.
Buttfaced by bigluggage June 23, 2016

Buttfaced 

I just checked my phone and saw that I buttfaced my ex.
Buttfaced by Mattj October 10, 2016

Buttfaced 

To accidentally initiate or receive and unintended FaceTime call
"Hey, you just buttfaced me." "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to buttface you."
Buttfaced by Lieutenant Dan54321 February 5, 2021