Definitions by J409

Sunshyne

A beautiful woman who can upload every molecule of your being into a system of Hell.

She works out, when she can.

"Hey Bob, I've been hearing voices, and my eyes are always crossed."

"Well Tom, I saw a beautiful woman move in next door. Looks like Sunshyne is back."

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Sunshyne by J409 September 24, 2025

Mopling 

A Mopling is a fat person who is too lazy to get a job and happens to like peeping on people. They are identified by their fat bodies and black, mop-like hair.

"Hey Adrian, are those Mopling that I see on your property? "

"Yes, they are fat, they smell, and they like to peep people."

Mopling by J409 September 17, 2025

Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl 

A Butt Face Gargoyle girl is someone who looks like they crawled off the side of a medieval church and tried to live amongst humans. Their face happens to look like an ass.

Hey Johnny, is that your co-worker Rem? Yes Bob, can't you tell by the way she looks like a Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl?

Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl by J409 September 15, 2025

Mopling 

A mopling is an overweight sex offender who can't work. They are usually fat, have a mop on their head, usually black in color.

Hey Bob, wanna smoke a joint? Sure, but how will we do it without the Moplings knowing?

Mopling by J409 September 15, 2025