Bastard. Originally used in the 1984 movie Johnny Dangerously. This PG flick introduced bastage, fargin', and icehole as PG terms for similar sounding words.
Fumbled form of "bastards" first used in the 1984 film "Johnny Dangerously" by the characterRoman Moroni, who had a mishandle of English obscenities.
"You fargin sneaky bastages. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches!"
1. Kid can hit the baseball, but he can't run! All that extra buttage slows him down so he's always thrown out at first!
2. Her extra buttage is causing the threads of her jeans to pop!