burphin 

A form of saying somebody’s lying about something.

Your burphin about doing that.

burphin by candyhicks October 15, 2023

Burping the Orphan 

The act of male masturbation.

Yeah, I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I haven't been laid in a month, so am just burping the orphan.

Burping the Orphan by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012

spurm burping blow pig 

a dirty fat whore with aids who frolics around and plays with the balls while giving the bomb blow job and then burps up massive ammounts of spurm

Your a spurm burping blow pig I think you should hit weight watcchers and wipe the cum off your lip

spurm burping blow pig by The All Mighty GOOBER October 28, 2010

burping the worm

To ejaculate, see masterbate

Mom:Hey, what'd you do after school today?

You: Oh, I was burping the worm.

burping the worm by MichalekAdam11 January 25, 2005

Burpin' the Baby 

Masturbation, jerking off or getting a handjob

I was at home the other night watching porn and burpin' the baby when my mother walked in on me; talk about embarasing!

Burpin' the Baby by cobbnobbler August 14, 2008

Burping a tire 

Riding your bike with tubeless tires and you blow a flat.

Brah! I was out gravel grinding and I burped a tire! Burping a tire caused me to separate my shoulder.... both of them

Burping a tire by Senior BroBrah November 10, 2018

burping the chair 

When a person farts into a particularly soft chair, and the repeat process of getting up and sitting down produces a recreation of the original fart.

The smell of stagnant turds made me realize I was just burping the chair.

burping the chair by CJStrizzle October 22, 2006