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the sound a donkey makes after drinking a protein guinness drink.

After unsettling churning of the gastrointestinal tract, the donkey burphed the protein guinness drink in three successive installments.

burph by Dalai Lump April 3, 2008

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Bo Burnham

A comedian who is the genetic product of a giraffe having sex with Ellen DeGeneres. He also has a gigantic head and tiny nipples.

"Who's your favorite comedian?"
"That one tall, sexy motherfucker with the huge head."
"You mean Bo Burnham?"
"Yes!"

Bo Burnham by Abbyge July 22, 2016

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burnham red eye

Burnham Red Eye is an ancient strain of Marijuana that was grown in the central Maine town of Burnham. It is still grown today by some elders of the town.

Have you heard of that strain of pot called Burnham Red Eye? Its supposed to fuck you up.

burnham red eye by CHELX September 10, 2014

Worm burper

1. A person who jerks off a lot.

2. A “jerk-off.”

Guy 1:“Man, that dude flat out pisses me off”

Guy 2: “ahhh don't mind him, he's such a fuckin’ worm burper.”

Worm burper by Isl-96 April 1, 2022

burnham red eye

Burnham Red Eye is an ancient strain of Marijuana that was grown in the central Maine town of Burnham. It is still grown today by some elders of the town.

Have you heard of that strain of pot called Burnham Red Eye? Its supposed to fuck you up.

burnham red eye by CHELX September 9, 2014

scare burp

When you get scared and you burp.

Ssundee: Crainer what was that noise
Crainer: A scare burp!

scare burp by NyanSword October 14, 2015

Printer burp

Random noises made by a printer while it is plugged in, but not in operation.

Person 1: Are you printing something? Your printer is making noise.
Person 2: No, those are just printer burps.

Printer burp by Angrinord March 19, 2013

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026