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1. noun. A baseball player who played for the Mets, Brewers, Dodgers, Rockies, and Cubs during the 90's-current
2. verb. Burnitz, Burnitzed, In golf, to swing as hard as possible and completely miss the ball
Did you see Dan burnitz that swing? The ball rolled off the tee and he threw the club up a tree.
burnitz by J.Z. July 4, 2005
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Dad Burnit 

A playful twist on "God Damn It."
Sometimes used by church-going folks to curb the usage of the original phrase.
(Hits thumb with hammer)
Dad burnit!!
Dad Burnit by Kab00m August 1, 2009

Burwitzing 

(1) The act of flexing one's figurative muscles for the purpose of intimidating others. (2) Exerting power and intimidation tactics over one's peers with little to no provocation. (3) Acting three times one's age.
"You had better quit playing your music so loud, or Ty-Ty is sure to start burwitzing!"

"If you don't stop complaining, I'll take a break from reviewing SAPs and start burwitzing!"
Burwitzing by PrincessCamCam February 23, 2014
furniture that has been set on fire; usually a couch or some other flammable household object
Steve: "Did you see that bonfire in the middle of the street?"
John: "Yeah, I heard it was caused by burniture."
burniture by Gypsy & Jellyfish October 27, 2011

burritza 

A word used by close friends in response to an initial greeting
of Yogen. Its the natural continuation of the word Yogen meaning that you
are well and are happy to share this moment with your friend. Its courtesy
at this point to return the greeting. If the greeting is started 'yogen
burittza' it still implies your response but means they are already
overwheled to speak to you and are very well - this would normally happen on
a night where alcohol is to be consumed amongst the involved conversationists.
Friend 1: 'Yogen Burritza'
Friend 2 (in response): 'Burritza Yogen'
burritza by Nathan 'Big Boy' Rourke February 4, 2004
This means burning furniture, usually associated this copious amounts of alcohol and partiers.
Lets throw the couch on the burniture pile!
Burniture by Tinalggs July 6, 2016
A branding iron that can also be used for roasting overcoats.
To get out of a wooden box, Cousin Tex had to burn his way out with his burnit.
burnit by Bummy Raditz April 12, 2008
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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