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1. noun. A baseball player who played for the Mets, Brewers, Dodgers, Rockies, and Cubs during the 90's-current
2. verb. Burnitz, Burnitzed, In golf, to swing as hard as possible and completely miss the ball
Did you see Dan burnitz that swing? The ball rolled off the tee and he threw the club up a tree.
burnitz by J.Z. July 4, 2005
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Dad Burnit 

A playful twist on "God Damn It."
Sometimes used by church-going folks to curb the usage of the original phrase.
(Hits thumb with hammer)
Dad burnit!!
Dad Burnit by Kab00m August 1, 2009

Burwitzing 

(1) The act of flexing one's figurative muscles for the purpose of intimidating others. (2) Exerting power and intimidation tactics over one's peers with little to no provocation. (3) Acting three times one's age.
"You had better quit playing your music so loud, or Ty-Ty is sure to start burwitzing!"

"If you don't stop complaining, I'll take a break from reviewing SAPs and start burwitzing!"
Burwitzing by PrincessCamCam February 23, 2014
furniture that has been set on fire; usually a couch or some other flammable household object
Steve: "Did you see that bonfire in the middle of the street?"
John: "Yeah, I heard it was caused by burniture."
burniture by Gypsy & Jellyfish October 27, 2011

burritza 

A word used by close friends in response to an initial greeting
of Yogen. Its the natural continuation of the word Yogen meaning that you
are well and are happy to share this moment with your friend. Its courtesy
at this point to return the greeting. If the greeting is started 'yogen
burittza' it still implies your response but means they are already
overwheled to speak to you and are very well - this would normally happen on
a night where alcohol is to be consumed amongst the involved conversationists.
Friend 1: 'Yogen Burritza'
Friend 2 (in response): 'Burritza Yogen'
burritza by Nathan 'Big Boy' Rourke February 4, 2004
This means burning furniture, usually associated this copious amounts of alcohol and partiers.
Lets throw the couch on the burniture pile!
Burniture by Tinalggs July 6, 2016
A branding iron that can also be used for roasting overcoats.
To get out of a wooden box, Cousin Tex had to burn his way out with his burnit.
burnit by Bummy Raditz April 12, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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