J.Z.'s definitions

CUBS

An acronym for "Completely Useless By September" which describes the Chicago Cubs for the past century or so. The Cubs often claim to be cursed, but most know it is just an excuse for failure.

The Cubs blew in again.

by J.Z. July 3, 2005

burnitz

1. noun. A baseball player who played for the Mets, Brewers, Dodgers, Rockies, and Cubs during the 90's-current
2. verb. Burnitz, Burnitzed, In golf, to swing as hard as possible and completely miss the ball

Did you see Dan burnitz that swing? The ball rolled off the tee and he threw the club up a tree.

by J.Z. July 4, 2005

Miller Park

Home of the Milwaukee Brewers Baseball Club. Miller Park opened in 2001, has a seating capacity of 41,500, and some of the biggest parking lots in the majors. Also famous for its fan-shaped retractable roof, the sausage race, and lots of beer drinking. Nicknamed "the keg" by some.

Cub fans can't afford to go to their home games, so they annually invade Miller Park.

by J.Z. July 3, 2005