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burffle

a ruffled burp. A burp that tastes like lay's ruffles chips.
whoa. That one was a burffle!
by Lori Miller November 8, 2006
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Burfle

To burfle is to commit an error in speech in which two or more phonemes are transposed, or one or more phonemes are substituted.
A burfle is simillar to a spoonerism but with a much wider scope for error.
A true burfle should provide some measure of amusement to listeners, and be unintentional on the part of the speaker.
"The scouting organisation recently voted to ban lesbian beaver levers"

"Damn I really burfled lesbian beaver leaders, that ususally only happens around things that make me nervous, like hyperdeemic nurdles"
by Boyles Law July 22, 2012
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by Rainbow_Creeper3 October 26, 2016
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Donny Bruffle

Noun

Donny Bruffle is a fine art. In order to properly and successfully perform a Donny Bruffle, you must first be one of two things - very well trusted, or sneaky fast. If you’re the latter, then you must plan your Donny Bruffle very carefully. You will want to wait until the male prey is naked and vulnerable. Locate his genitalia, then quickly make contact to his testicles with your mouth slightly opened making a “O” shape. As soon as you make contact, blow out. This is also known as a raspberry. You have now successfully performed a Donny Bruffle. It’s best to flee the scene once the Donny Bruffle has been performed. Some males may instantly become erratic and violent. Some, on the other hand, may become aroused, infatuated, confused, surprised, or may even feel a sudden love spell come over them. Be prepared to be asked to perform many Donny Bruffles once you perform the first one.
Female : Baby I want to try something for you, please lay back
Male : Tee hee, sure baby.

* Female performs a Donny Bruffle*
Male : OMG what was that???
Female : that’s a Donny Bruffle... what did you think?
Male : Will....... will you marry me?

Female : * looks to the camera and winks*

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by D IS 4 Daddy and DC. October 14, 2019
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Donny Bruffle

My man was giving me attitude, so I gave him a Donny Bruffle.

But he had an itch, so he just said "meh". Because the itch went away.
by White Girl Sunshine October 13, 2019
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Buffler

Strategic use of toilet paper pressed firmly on your butt crack to muffle fart sounds while peeing in a quiet place.
Hey Anthony, I was at Heidi's parent's house last night and I had some loud farts that I couldn't control while taking a piss right next to their kitchen. I had to use a buffler to keep things quiet. It worked like a charm
by Ripcordconcord November 18, 2009
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buffle

Some thing or situation that sucks ass. Derives from Buffalo which is known for being an undesirable place to live or visit
Dude that bar was so buffle. Way too many dudes and the beers were like 8 bucks.

That kid is fuckin buffle. He never has any money and always steals other people's beers.

You can't come out tonight because you have court early tomorrow morning? What kind of buffle bullshit is that? Just show up there shitfaced and tell the judge to go fuck himself.
by Olof Carmody January 21, 2008
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