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oribe boretto 

this is a phrase used by mmiss olena rudenko the most sexy teacher available this was referred to yizus oribee
(if you dont help me publish dis shit u gay nigga)
fuck oribe boretto ate my soupthis niga dyin
oribe boretto by realest nigga69420 November 12, 2019
A 50+ year old crack dog, that waives bags of crack at young girls so they will suck the dust out of his shriveled old excuse for a dick.
There's bretto the old bag waver.
Bretto by Crackmmann August 16, 2018

niggerito buritto

an upgraded version of burrito.
very rare!!!
-wassup bro look what i got!
-no fucking wa-
-i know, i know.
-THE NIGGERITO BURITTO!!
niggerito buritto by pablo burrito January 4, 2021

Buritto Amnesia

Buritto amnesia is when someone eats a buritto, then forgets about it and blames someone for eating it on them. This usually happens to students with room mates who share a small freezer.
Dylan: Craig! you ate my buritto you douche bag

Craig: No I didnt. I saw you eat it last week. You suffer from Buritto Amnesia
Buritto Amnesia by Captian Lion March 14, 2011

Brettophile 

A male from Dundalk who goes head over heels for any female ranging from the ages 4-14.
Hey look over there its the Brettophile.
Brettophile by Aworriedfriend February 27, 2011
A hansome alpha male with a really large penis and always has mating rights in the sqaud he is strong intelligent it makes every woman in a 30 mile radius moist.his penis is so large infact space time is bent in his presence. He has the spiciest hands in the Bikini Bottom.
Girl:that bretton is really cute hes making me moist
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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