When you live in Dundalk as a tween you usually chill with your white, wanna-be-black friends. Usually you go outside and roam with out telling your parents. You walk to the 7-11, taking a short cut through the apartments. Or you take your friends and ride your bike through some alleys. You usually ride bikes to one of the like 4 schools around the corner. . Or you can walk to the local WalMart. Which is conveniently located across for the flea market. Where you can go to buy fake coach purses, phone cases or jewelry. There are usually a lot of kids in your neighborhoods if you live in the townhouses off of North Point Rd. Thats probably because there are no private schools and the kids have to walk to school because the parents don't care enough to get a job or even a car. . Usually there would be a drunk guy riding his bike or walking around my street. Usually just wiggers or black guys. The kids: lil white boys who think they are cool and lil white girls.. They wear lots of make-up and very slutty clothes. You know when you enter Dundalk from North Point or Rosedale because you can smell it. We have the waste plant. Also referred to as the Shit Plant, the Poop Factory, or The Golden Pineapples. Basically if you don't live there you think it is immensely ghetto, but if you do live there, you love it so much.
Girl from Perry Hall: Hey so my mom and I had to drive through Dundalk, it was so gross, i was afraid to be there. Dont ever go there.
Me: Hey, I lived there for 13 years back off!!
Guy: I love Dundalk so much, im glad i live there
Guy 2: Ew dude why, its so gross
Me: Hey, I lived there for 13 years back off!!
Guy: I love Dundalk so much, im glad i live there
Guy 2: Ew dude why, its so gross
by Dundalkchild14 November 16, 2010
A town in Ireland, just below the border, not too bad, bit of a shithole, but not too b bad. Has a few good shops, a load of tramps, irish people, african and gypsys who steal from the charity shops.
by tammypooper June 02, 2011
small part of baltimore county usually looked down upon by anyone who has never lived or worked in or around the town. while dundalk is not the most appealing place in the whole world due to the lack of couth and generally terrible odor that always lingers, its not nearly as horrible as most make it out to be. there is definitely a great deal of white trash, wiggers, drugs, and teenage moms but those people make up the minority. dundalk is home to hard working blue collared citizens who just like anywhere else work for a living and spend their lives trying to raise their families to be successful productive citizens. its easy to look from the outside in and pass a negative judgement but in most cases the people who shun the town of dundalk and the people who live here are the same people who fit the stereo type of being from dundalk.
by bmoreyou March 07, 2011
A community with not the best reputation. We have working class people who work paycheck to paycheck. We do live right by the golden domes who send a lovely odor throughout the town. Although we do seem ghetto, we all pull it off fabulously. Plus, we got lovely eastpoint mall with all of the finest fake watches, metallic short dresses, and nail salons to get your nails did. We have a full arrangement of the finest eateries such as mcdonalds to popeyes. We have lots of old polish people and many ghetto people, but together we form Dundalk, or formly known to many as the DIRTY D.
Old Lady: Excuse me mam I can't get by, your bottom seems to be in the way.
Ghetto Gurl: YOUR CALLIN' WE FAT?! GURL, I WILL RIP THESE EURINGS AND DAT RATS NEST OUTTA YOUR HAIR SO FAST YOU GONE NEVER TALK TO A GURL AS FINE AS HELL LIKE ME AGAIN IN DUNDALK. I DONT CUR IF YOUS OLD, BACK OFF GRANDMA.
Ghetto Gurl: YOUR CALLIN' WE FAT?! GURL, I WILL RIP THESE EURINGS AND DAT RATS NEST OUTTA YOUR HAIR SO FAST YOU GONE NEVER TALK TO A GURL AS FINE AS HELL LIKE ME AGAIN IN DUNDALK. I DONT CUR IF YOUS OLD, BACK OFF GRANDMA.
by SHAKEYTA November 17, 2010
I don't smoke pot, I'm racist, I'm white with no kids and never got beat up. Dundalk proud, perfectly fitting your awesome cliche. Patapsco piece of shit, I bet you're gay.
awesomerness man: I can make horrible cliches too, look at me!
cool kid from patapsco: I'm cool look at me!
cool kid from patapsco: I'm cool look at me!
by awesomerness man April 04, 2005
The baddest neighborhood in Baltimore. East side forever Juggalos.
Home of Kiki the cage fighter.
Dopest white chick, she thick, she slick, she never turned a trick.
Home of Kiki the cage fighter.
Dopest white chick, she thick, she slick, she never turned a trick.
Damn. Dundalk Kiki is the baddest bitch, took her earrings off and lost a chunk of hair in that fight but that mothafucka will never step to her again.
by Dundalk KiKi March 17, 2020
Southeast part of Baltimore County. Not exactly held in high esteem. Known for the poop factory & bad high school.
"I lived in Dundalk my whole life, but my teachers & fam refused to let me attend DHS. I went to a magnet school instead."
Newbie: "Eww what's that smell?"
Resident:"Welcome to Dundalk,hon!
Newbie: "Eww what's that smell?"
Resident:"Welcome to Dundalk,hon!
by dundalkian July 20, 2005