1 definition by The slump god of the 69th skke

A hansome alpha male with a really large penis and always has mating rights in the sqaud he is strong intelligent it makes every woman in a 30 mile radius moist.his penis is so large infact space time is bent in his presence. He has the spiciest hands in the Bikini Bottom.
Girl:that bretton is really cute hes making me moist
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