bumrink

After a bit of a hard worked dump the residue left after what you consider was a thorough wipe. Or the flecks of detritus left after a trump which someone may describe as 'that sounded wet.'

Got a touch of bumrink after that curry.

Eww that sounded moist. I bet you've got bumrink now.

by Mr Tumble's Spotty Bag December 18, 2011

Bumtrinket

Trinket next to the bum hole.

The accessory of an asshole. North of the bum hole. A pussy. Vagina.

It’s been 3 months can I get up in that bumtrinket Baby?

by Bumtrinket January 8, 2021

Bumring

A person of waspish nature often with poor fashion sense and uncontrollably curly hair.

Did you see that bloke of there?
Yeh, I know, he was such a Bumring.

by JAffacake23 December 18, 2011

bumfinkal

A low-life (numpty). Someone who you consider to be lower than the hairs of your arse. To look at someone as if you would have to scrape them off the bottom of your shoes.

A Chav or Chavette is a complete Bumfinkal, because he/she believes they are gangsters or better than they actually are, when in fact they are a menace and a drain on society. What a waste of oxygen that complete Bumfinkal is.

by Hypnosid October 19, 2007

bumtrinket

A useless cling-on, an idiot. See git.

She is such a total bumtrinket.
(referring to an idiot friend who won't leave)

by Beverly Kupf August 2, 2003

Bumrings

Australian colloquial term referring to the hardware store Bunnings Warehouse.

"I'm going to Bumrings, did you need anything?"

by Jeremy Knowitall August 22, 2017

Bumringer

The act of inserting a vibrating cellular phone in the rectum and asking a friend or acquaintance to call said phone for sexual gratification.

I don't think I'm coming out tonight lads. I'll probably just stay in, watch Jonathan Ross and ask mum to help me with a quiet bumringer.

by Elevant January 24, 2009