An exceptionally unpleasant consistency of diarrhea, noted for its stickiness and slight remnants of solidity. A sour mash besmirching ones undergarments.
"My guts are bloody awful after that curry, I've been making bumpaste all day."
Bumpanitus is a severe STD that causes eye damage on gamers. This makes it harder to see and click heads and can result in bumpaah games or even deranking...