bumpaste

An exceptionally unpleasant consistency of diarrhea, noted for its stickiness and slight remnants of solidity. A sour mash besmirching ones undergarments.

"My guts are bloody awful after that curry, I've been making bumpaste all day."

by Boris DeMilo January 20, 2009

Bumpster

A person that you are not sure is homeless or a hipster.

"Wait, is that guy homeless or a hipster?"

"Neither, he's a bumpster."

by Smorpheus July 13, 2012

bum paste

Poop. Shit. Crap. Fecal Matter.

Screaming Jesus on a ferris wheel! There's bum paste everywhere!

by marrrf January 24, 2007

bumpsters

So called “guides” in Gambia that have little to no experience in guiding tourists and whose main objective is to separate tourists from their money as much as possible.

"Beware the hustlers and bumpsters."

by Noira September 24, 2006

bumpster

a dumpster that has been flipped over for a bum to live in.

joe : "its not a dumpster its a bumpster"

by justin m sumthing June 9, 2007

bumpstead

A pot bellied dance teacher who likes to put cigarettes down the drain and say charming

Phil-bumpstead's put it in the drain again
Dan-err no he needs to put the pussy on the chainwax

by Philbell123 December 7, 2014