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bumbajitus

An infection of the bumbacrease often passed on to humans by bumbagoat causing inflamation of the rectum an secretion of a pastey green and yellow liquid which smell bears resemblence to fried fish and poo often resulting in a slow and painfull death by blood poisoning and internal bleeding.Sufferers also appear more attractive to the native bumbawasp which uses there anal cavity to construct a complex labyrinth used to store food which is later used throughout the winter seasons and for general snacking purpose. other symoptons include developing a taste for 80's electo rock and skin tight lycra cycling shorts and halucinations often involving visions of the holy lord of the bumbagoats bill-ay-rass this phenominon has never been scientificaly explained and now has a cult following.
"wa appen bobby unu look sik na man"
"cha man fed the bumbagoat earlyier now me feel fuckry"
"ooo ooo a bumbajitus dat there unu fe dead come away from me cha!"
bumbajitus by sven 52 September 11, 2006

bumpalitisfitis 

nasty bumps on the back of peoples heads, face, bodies, etc...

razor bumps

skin rashes
ugh...He got bumpalitisfitis.
bumpalitisfitis by peaches August 12, 2004

Bumpkitus 

The unborn child of a redneck. Word is a combined form of 'bumpkin' and 'fetus'.
Lordy, y'all hear Fanny Mae's six months pregnant with another bumpkitus? That'll be another child of a redneck!
Bumpkitus by Mr Tango Jones November 20, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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