Bumpanitus 

Bumpanitus is a severe STD that causes eye damage on gamers. This makes it harder to see and click heads and can result in bumpaah games or even deranking...

I have Bumpanitus, and I've deranked from immortal 3 to diamond 2.

Bumpanitus by BumpFan69 December 11, 2020

bumbajitus

An infection of the bumbacrease often passed on to humans by bumbagoat causing inflamation of the rectum an secretion of a pastey green and yellow liquid which smell bears resemblence to fried fish and poo often resulting in a slow and painfull death by blood poisoning and internal bleeding.Sufferers also appear more attractive to the native bumbawasp which uses there anal cavity to construct a complex labyrinth used to store food which is later used throughout the winter seasons and for general snacking purpose. other symoptons include developing a taste for 80's electo rock and skin tight lycra cycling shorts and halucinations often involving visions of the holy lord of the bumbagoats bill-ay-rass this phenominon has never been scientificaly explained and now has a cult following.

"wa appen bobby unu look sik na man"
"cha man fed the bumbagoat earlyier now me feel fuckry"
"ooo ooo a bumbajitus dat there unu fe dead come away from me cha!"

bumbajitus by sven 52 September 11, 2006

bumpalitisfitis 

nasty bumps on the back of peoples heads, face, bodies, etc...

razor bumps

skin rashes

ugh...He got bumpalitisfitis.

bumpalitisfitis by peaches August 12, 2004

Bumpkitus 

The unborn child of a redneck. Word is a combined form of 'bumpkin' and 'fetus'.

Lordy, y'all hear Fanny Mae's six months pregnant with another bumpkitus? That'll be another child of a redneck!

Bumpkitus by Mr Tango Jones November 20, 2009