bumpfucked

When your message in a group chat gets ignored because someone else changes the subject, and everyone then starts talking about that.

Text: “The boss just said I’m getting a raise!” Next text: “Yo, what does everyone think about this shirt I just bought?” Next text: “That shirt is fire.” — Dude, you bumpfucked me on my raise.

by RandomlyHouse February 9, 2025

busfucked

to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train

I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.

Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.

Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.

by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008

bumfuckery

Noun.

1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.

From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"

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1. I won't stand for this bumfuckery, by Jove. I'm going home.

by thaks May 26, 2006

buttfucked in the mouth

Being absolutely dominated.

Unfortunately, Ohio State got buttfucked in the mouth by USC.

by 88BuckeyeGrad February 21, 2009

bumfuckegypt

Actually, it means that you live in the middle of nowhere - in the boonies - out in the boondocks - in an extremely rural or out-of-the-way area. Destination has nothing to do with it.

If the nearest place to buy gas for your car is an hour's drive away, you live in bumfuckegypt!

by RAVENNY August 29, 2007

buttfucked

1 to have anal sex
2 to be in trouble

1 i buttfucked her/him so hard last night
2 oh great, we're so buttfucked

by the ultimate bitch slap November 1, 2017

buttfucked

get fucked by the ass, as in penis goes through ass.

I buttfucked that bitch so hard she cried.

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005