bumper fuck 

1. Using your hoopdie to forcefully ram your hated foe into the intersection during a red light.

2. An epic rear-end collision, accidental or intentional.

(1.) Passenger: "Dude, that guy totally cut you off!"
Driver: "Looks like someone needs a good bumper fuck."

(2.) 911: "911 state your emergency."
You: "I just got bumper fucked by some drunken asshole! And he's dressed like a pirate."
911: "Excuse me...?"

bumper fuck by Coop da Thurb January 23, 2009

Fuck Bumper 

Spare Tire, Beer Gut or Muffin Top grown specifically to save your partner from trauma during intercourse. Can be ambi-sextrous.

Dude 1: "Bro? That's quite the belly you're getting on you."

Dude 2: "Aww this? That's my fuck bumper. The wife was complaining of pain in her spleen. I figured I better add some cushion to my pushin'"

-Alt.
Girl 1: Hey girl? Are those new Jeggings?
Girl 2: I've had these jeans for 5 years! But I have to tell you.. My spleen's been hurtin' so much that I had to grow out my Fuck Bumper a bit. My new guy has a real Thigh Slapper on him.

Fuck Bumper by Stirp January 26, 2015

fuck bumper 

The fuck bumper is the rounded fatty tissue above a woman's vagina on top of the pubic bone. It is technically called the mons pubis or pubic mound in Latin. It is also called the mons or the Hopkins.

"Dude, she had a soft fuck bumper. There was plenty of cushion for the pushin'."

"Check out the Hopkins on her."

fuck bumper by Garymx April 29, 2014

bumper fucker 

(n). See tailgater or bumper rider. Anyone driving so dangerously close to another car's bumper that the driver in the front car cannot see the tailgating car in the rear view mirror. The driver who bumper fucks sometimes often does so and then turns off on a side street. This is called bump and dump. Bumper fuckers who tailgate, then drop back then tailgate and drop back, is a daredevil tactic known as clipping and dipping.

Hey Ron, would you slow down? I can't Janet, I got a bumper fucker in back of me!

bumper fucker by boggler December 28, 2005

bumper fucking 

Driving so close to the car in front of you that if the front of ur car had a penis it would go to town on the bumper of the car in front of you

Hanna: my back bumper is all fucked up because some asshole on 95 was bumper fucking me
Hannah: why are we friends

bumper fucking by murph.02 July 21, 2017

bumperfucker 

Someone who does not respect the safe and proper distance between automobiles. Known as a
(1)tailgaiter or
(2)reverse tailgaiter.

(1) You are driving on the highway, in the slow lane, and your cruise is set at 55. There is no one around. A car gets on the highway behind you and quickly accelerates to 65. He is soon on your tail, and could easily pass you, but instead he rides your ass for the next 5 miles. What a bumperfucker! Probably a 35 year old man in a large SUV.

(2) You are driving on the highway, in the slow lane, and your cruise is set at 55. There are lots of cars whizzing past you in the fast lane. There is no one behind you for half a mile. You are coming up to a green light at an intersection. Then some "possum" who is sitting at the red light perpendicular to you decides to make a right turn onto the highway directly in front of you traveling at 5 mph. This is a (reverse) bumperfucker. Probably an 80 year old woman in a Buick.

bumperfucker by Enzo Ferrari May 30, 2006

bummerfucker

bummerfucker for those that indulge in anus penetration

I've pulled he/she looks like a bummerfucker

bummerfucker by Dear internet, How dare you March 3, 2015