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Driving so close to the car in front of you that if the front of ur car had a penis it would go to town on the bumper of the car in front of you
Hanna: my back bumper is all fucked up because some asshole on 95 was bumper fucking me
Hannah: why are we friends
by murph.02 July 21, 2017
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