bummerfuck

A word to express extreme disappointment in a person, place, or thing.

Sawyer: I got so fucked up last night, I woke up with a fat bruise on my face.
Andrew: Wow.. total bummerfuck!

Andrew: That dumb bitch bailed on me again!
Sawyer: God, she's such a bummerfuck!

Doctor: You have AIDS.
You: BUMMERFUCK!

by the fronz December 26, 2007

bumperfucker

Someone who does not respect the safe and proper distance between automobiles. Known as a
(1)tailgaiter or
(2)reverse tailgaiter.

(1) You are driving on the highway, in the slow lane, and your cruise is set at 55. There is no one around. A car gets on the highway behind you and quickly accelerates to 65. He is soon on your tail, and could easily pass you, but instead he rides your ass for the next 5 miles. What a bumperfucker! Probably a 35 year old man in a large SUV.

(2) You are driving on the highway, in the slow lane, and your cruise is set at 55. There are lots of cars whizzing past you in the fast lane. There is no one behind you for half a mile. You are coming up to a green light at an intersection. Then some "possum" who is sitting at the red light perpendicular to you decides to make a right turn onto the highway directly in front of you traveling at 5 mph. This is a (reverse) bumperfucker. Probably an 80 year old woman in a Buick.

by Enzo Ferrari May 30, 2006

bummerfucker

bummerfucker for those that indulge in anus penetration

I've pulled he/she looks like a bummerfucker

by Dear internet, How dare you March 3, 2015

blumberfucked

Getting really drunk to the point where vomiting and blackouts are expected.

Ryan: Yo, let's go get blumberfucked tonight!

by nova46 September 10, 2009

bumperfucker

Someone who drives too close to your rear bumper, or someone who gets in front of you only to go slower than you.

I feel like driving a tank and squashing all these bumperfuckers!

by Simple Simon Says January 19, 2007

Butterfuck

A really girthy woman whom you enjoy screwing.

Damn, that chubby chick? That's a good butterfuck!

by Tons o' fun December 18, 2004

bufferfucked

To have one's watching of streaming video stymied due to poor connection with the server.

See also: megavideoed

Dude I was watching a pirated video online, but I gave up because I kept getting bufferfucked.

by JiMinitaur February 20, 2010