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Two men engaging in a wrestling competition with eachother where the goal is to force your adversary into a sexually compromising position and then thrust three times. Varieties include bumoff, bumoff in boxers and naked bumoff.

Often used as a means to settle a dispute between two men, also quite common as a type of initiation in sports such as rugby.
Charlie drew his bumoff with Joe.
bumoff by onaboatjizzmypants December 3, 2009
Words you can keep
Bmoff is a large species of cave bear that lives mostly in Western Washington. It lieks mudkips and is very similar to pedobear. it enjoys fapuccinos.
The Bmoff in them thar hills is one massive beast. I heard it lieks mudkips.

Bmoff: "fap fap fap"
bmoff by Huge Guy February 5, 2008
Related Words
to beg or borrow something from someone
Can I bum a ciggy off of you?
I need to bum 5 bucks off of you.
I am going to bum off her couch for a bit.
Bum off by candylandjane October 29, 2011
an extremely bottom shelf vodka. one that almost always insures an unsafe blood alcohol content and puking.
kenny died last night after he drank that handle of bukoff. poor kid
bukoff by mike pires January 20, 2007
1. You use it to call one of your friends cranky.

2. You say it to tell one of your friends to fuck off.

3. Also in a tennis match it means Australia.
1. James is acting like a buboff.

2. Houghton buboff.

3. Ian buboff now.
buboff by SteveSmith89 May 18, 2006

Bumcoffeed 

Spilling beverages of homeless people on yourself or others, in most cases its their caffeinated drinks.
ooh shit dude, you shouldn't have picked up that bums shopping cart. you just got bumcoffeed!
Bumcoffeed by Michael Falk January 5, 2009
To Bum Off someone or something is to love it so much that you would have sex with it
You two Bum Off that film
Bum Off by Teddy Hancock August 4, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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