bum-fuck nowhere

completely in the middle of nowhere; far away from anywhere.

the dude lives in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere!

by mr.Tom January 10, 2003

bum fuck nowhere

A place out in the middle of nowhere, miles from civilization and miles from help if needed.

"What's Bluey up these days?"

"He got a new job at a mine out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. It's at least two days drive from Sydney."

by IzzleMann May 28, 2008

Bum-fuck Nowhere

A scale mainly used in the New Zealand backcountry to describe the remoteness of a location. This tends to be calculated based on how long it’d take you to travel human powered with the gear you have to the nearest state/national highway.

Mate, this has to be at least a fuckin 9.6 on the Bum-fuck nowhere scale…

by Big O Dowie January 3, 2025