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bum bum sex by thatuseshurtwj September 28, 2025
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Cheeky bum sex
What Phan like to do in their spare time. In which the feminine partner bends over, and masculine partner swiftly thrusting into them.
AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire started rubbing up against eachother preparing for their cheeky bum sex
Cheeky bum sex by The_Dark_Lord_cthulhu February 1, 2015
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kinky bum sex
When two homeless bums make the beast with two backs.
One homeless guy will slide his hard throbbing cock into another guys tight arsehole, then thrust in and out, getting harder and faster until he blows his load. One up the bum, no harm done.
In the afterglow of this kinky bum sex, one hobo will then ask "spare some change" and the other will invariably reply "get a job, you bum".
Not to be confused with kinky butt sex, which involves perverted sexual acts performed on chain smokers while they're puffing away, using the dying butt of one cigarette to light the next.
One homeless guy will slide his hard throbbing cock into another guys tight arsehole, then thrust in and out, getting harder and faster until he blows his load. One up the bum, no harm done.
In the afterglow of this kinky bum sex, one hobo will then ask "spare some change" and the other will invariably reply "get a job, you bum".
Not to be confused with kinky butt sex, which involves perverted sexual acts performed on chain smokers while they're puffing away, using the dying butt of one cigarette to light the next.
Unable to deal with the City's ongoing housing problems, our fearless municipal leaders have brought in marketers to promote homelessness as a valid lifestyle choice. They're not "homeless people", they're "people experiencing homelessness" and their lifestyle promoted as one of kinky bum sex as people experiencing homelessness will do anything to keep warm.
kinky bum sex by bitchuck October 23, 2023
sweaty bum sex
An engagement or sexual act with a friend where you both rub bums together after a long hard stressful game of fortnite!
Friend1: brad I can’t believe we lost that game shall we make up for it
Friend2: Chad id sure love to give you sweaty bum sex after that loss
Friend2: Chad id sure love to give you sweaty bum sex after that loss
sweaty bum sex by Sweaty creator May 24, 2018
willy bum sex
An altogether more accurate term for 'bum sex', as there are actually willies involved in it, as these authors well know. It also undergoes frequent use as a rudey exclamation of horror, when something very bad or irritating happens.
'Rachel likes to have willy bum sex with boys.'
'Kate has willy bum sex five times a day.'
'OH WILLY BUM SEX, i forgot the biscuits :('
'Kate has willy bum sex five times a day.'
'OH WILLY BUM SEX, i forgot the biscuits :('
willy bum sex by Peachaaaay April 9, 2009
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