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BULLSIT
/bʊl.sɪt/
vulgar slang
noun
1.
some shit Klaudiusz made up
verb: bullsit; 3rd person present: bullsits; past tense: bullsitted; past participle: bullsitted; gerund or present participle: bullsitting
Origin:21st century
2.
When you can't stand the utter bullshit one has said.
"Amina said Sophia's puns are fucking shit."
"Oh my god, she needs to close her mouth, there's shit coming out. Such bullsit."
Bullsit by Artillee November 1, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch
pronounced {bOOy-sEEt} the tagolog (philipino word) meaning bullshit, directly taken from typical american slang "bullshit"

since the "sh" sound doesn't exist in the philipino language, it becomes simplified into an "s"

since tagalog is a language that came down from spanish, the "ll" is pronounced like an "i".
"kasta'asta'asang kagalanggalangan katipunan. puede na ba?"
"hindi"
"ahlah"
"bullsit"
bullsit by Crockett Vinson December 27, 2008

Chronic Bullshitter 

A person who smokes a large amount of marijuana and exaggerates things or makes them up.
Guy: Do you think Dave really caught a 200lb bass?
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.

Bullshit Deflector 

A useful mental resource, engaged when idiots are attempting to fill your brain with pointless crap (for example when a politician speaks).
Picard: Data, the Ferengi are at it again, time to engage the Bullshit Deflectors.
Bullshit Deflector by Teraknor April 23, 2016

bullmitt 

same as bullshit, but fluffier and less meaningful.
Really, Mitt Romney said that? Yes, but it is all a bunch of bullmitt.
bullmitt by jryan September 22, 2012

george w bullshit 

When something is so bullshit that its

George w bullshit

george w bullshit 

The phrase used to state complete and utter lies told by politicians and the people who vote for them on the topic of politics and government.
A: So I voted in that one election last week-
B: That's George W. Bullshit, you were at Disneyland!

(george w bullshit)
george w bullshit by DSLNinja January 26, 2016
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