jryan's definitions

mittromneya

the process of disregarding your true beliefs and conveying what your audience wants to hear.

Suffering from a case of mittromneya, the science teacher convinced the fifth grade class that the earth is flat.

by jryan September 24, 2012

bullmitt

same as bullshit, but fluffier and less meaningful.

Really, Mitt Romney said that? Yes, but it is all a bunch of bullmitt.

by jryan September 22, 2012

Amarillo Dirt Devil

The act of swirling a womans hair inside a toilet bowl full of recently excreted diarrhea, while penetrating her from behind.

Hey, did I tell you about how I gave Natasha an "Amarillo Dirt Devil" the other night?

She'll be walking funny, and washing corn out of her hair for the next two days.

by JRyan October 4, 2007