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The bullshit of all bullshits
Such as being passed up for a promotion by a newbie.
Paula: Well, Andy, the numbers just came in and you are by far our best salesman. So, I am promoting you to floor manager.
Mooj: This is the bullshit of all bullshits!
Paula: Well, Andy, the numbers just came in and you are by far our best salesman. So, I am promoting you to floor manager.
Mooj: This is the bullshit of all bullshits!
The bullshit of all bullshits by Shifty Eyeballs October 22, 2014
Conflicting Bullshits
When a controversial issue/problem has surrounding it more than one version of the events told by different sides, but none of it is true because the real story behind the issue/problem is more problematic than is the lies that is being told in its sake- and the lies themselves, are so confusion and convoluted that it's best to leave the entire situation alone and have a cold Coors Light than to dig into any of it!
Conflicting Bullshits: When your lover says that they are is going to a co-worker that they hates' birthday party for 8pm, and someone told you that they saw them at the store with their ex-lover at 9pm, who is reportedly and to your knowledge in another country, but then also said that they also met your lover at a "party" at 8:30pm also that was not a birthday party-- but your lover really was at a satanic ritual sacrifice, in an attempt to keep your love forever.
Conflicting Bullshits by Bad Appleseed December 30, 2010
Chronic Bullshitter
Guy: Do you think Dave really caught a 200lb bass?
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.
Chronic Bullshitter by CaptainCrakhead May 26, 2013
Bullshit Deflector
A useful mental resource, engaged when idiots are attempting to fill your brain with pointless crap (for example when a politician speaks).
Bullshit Deflector by Teraknor April 23, 2016
george w bullshit
george w bullshit by heisenberg must cook May 6, 2015
george w bullshit
The phrase used to state complete and utter lies told by politicians and the people who vote for them on the topic of politics and government.
A: So I voted in that one election last week-
B: That's George W. Bullshit, you were at Disneyland!
(george w bullshit)
B: That's George W. Bullshit, you were at Disneyland!
(george w bullshit)
george w bullshit by DSLNinja January 26, 2016
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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