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bullshitsu

A word used to describe a form any martial art or other self defence system which may look flashy or effective, but misses out core self defence skills or otherwise ineffectively prepares students for a live situation.

A more expletive version of the word 'bullshido'

The 'su' prefix comes in reference to the ending of the word jujitsu, making the inference that 'bullshitsu' is a system that can be studied at poor quality dojos.
Namby-pamby, flowery karate styles are mostly a pile of bullshitsu. Except for Geoff Thompson.

Thai boxing and submission fighting are definitely not bullshitsu
by stiles222 May 16, 2010
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Bullshit Deflector

A useful mental resource, engaged when idiots are attempting to fill your brain with pointless crap (for example when a politician speaks).
Picard: Data, the Ferengi are at it again, time to engage the Bullshit Deflectors.
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george w bullshit

When something is so bullshit that its

George w bullshit
by heisenberg must cook May 6, 2015
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george w bullshit

The phrase used to state complete and utter lies told by politicians and the people who vote for them on the topic of politics and government.
A: So I voted in that one election last week-
B: That's George W. Bullshit, you were at Disneyland!

(george w bullshit)
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Total Bullshit

A situation or statement that defies all logic, makes no sense and causes extreme distress to all parties involved.
Claudette: I'm going to sit down and watch Hillary clinch the 2016 presidential election.
Tony: Yep. It will be nice to see Trump silenced once and for all.
Wolf Blitzer: Trump just won FL.
Claudette: WTF America!?!?!?!???
Wolf Blitzer: PA, MI and WI are calling a Trump victory.
Tony: I'm not 100% in love with FL, PA, MI and WI right now.
Wolf Blitzer: Hillary Clinton just called to concede the election. Donald J. Trump will be the new leader of the free world.
Claudette: WTF! This is TOTAL BULLSHIT!
by Smedley Schmedley November 27, 2016
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I ship the bullshit

Louis Tomlinson said Larry was complete bullshit, so we now ship the bullshit
GIRL 1- i ship the bullshit, do you?
Girl 2- yeah I ship Larry.
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bitchass bullshit

A rather unique way to express distaste, disappointment, or just to say bullshit, especially said by Franklin Clinton.
"Do you have any copies of that book?"
"I'm sorry, but we're all sold out."
"Bitchass bullshit."
by GunnyMan4 July 14, 2016
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