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bullshitdick 

thou whos penis looks like a bull turd
"Shane... Put ur bullshitdick away!"
bullshitdick by Dan Mecek December 31, 2008
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bullshitticus

A Roman soldier who talks shit 24/7.
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
"No it's not, you're bullshitticus, stop talking shit."
bullshitticus by TWC.TV March 5, 2016

Bullshiticle 

Noun...

A debacle full of bullshit. A bullshit debacle.
Being force fed this garbage about the earth being round is a total bullshiticle.
Bullshiticle by My gal val April 5, 2023

bullshiticus 

the patron deity of bullshit

"In this time of term papers I wanted to draw upon my patron deity, Bullshiticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all nighter.

I like to think he's Dionysus's second cousin or something."
i am praying to Bullshiticus to help me finish _____ by the deadline.
bullshiticus by objdefvis May 15, 2016

bullshitcock 

The fact that the girlfriend was not out that night with another guy is total bullshitcock!
bullshitcock by ezdbnum7 January 16, 2010

bullshitfuckery 

Next level bullshit.
When a situation occurs that's beyond bullshit.

Refer to-
bullshit- nonsense, lies, ridiculous.
fuckery- A waste of time, Behaving dumb or foolish, foolish acts that should be unpleasant to others, describing something completely fucked up.

WORD ORIGINATED- a lady was confronting a guy she was dating about a rumor that he was out with another woman. and she texted him "are you home from the bullshitfuckery!!?"
Are you done with that BULLSHITFUCKERY?

This is a bunch of bullshitfuckery!
"urban dictionary not accepting our WORD is BULLSHITFUCKERY!!"

Your drunken antics last night was BULLSHITFUCKERY.
bullshitfuckery by AddyDunn July 14, 2017

The Bullshitvic Revolution 

The revolution started by Joe Biden and Kamala Harris which involves America adapting to communist ideas, wearing 2 masks at the same time, and passing stupid tax bills (which btw, are stupid)
Bro the bullshitvic revolution is so retarded, I wish I voted for trump!
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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