bullbit

bullbit is an exaggeration, or outright lie that somebody puts right in the middle of a true story, a bullbit is usually used as an attempt to make the storyteller appear to be cool. A bullbit is a tiny bit of bullshit that can change a story drastically or just slightly, depending on where, in the story, it is inserted.

His recap of the story was pretty much right on the money, except for the bullbit he tossed in at the end, to try to impress the chicks.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

bullmitt

same as bullshit, but fluffier and less meaningful.

Really, Mitt Romney said that? Yes, but it is all a bunch of bullmitt.

by jryan September 22, 2012

Bullbird

False information, another word for bullshit. Best if used to undermine a verbal threat, or show disbelief of a radical claim.

Roomate: "I don't know who ate all your captain crunch"

Other Roomate: "bullbird"

bull bird bullbird bullshit false untruth joke lie

by robothat September 10, 2010

bullsitting

The act of making up an excuse, such as babysitting, to get out of doing something else.

Me: Hey Katie, do you want to come hangout?

Katie: Ummmm no I can't. I have to uhhh, babysit my sister.

Me: Maaan, you ain't babysitting, you're bullsitting!!!

by valvenus November 23, 2011

Bullsit

BULLSIT
/bʊl.sɪt/
vulgar slang
noun
1.
some shit Klaudiusz made up
verb: bullsit; 3rd person present: bullsits; past tense: bullsitted; past participle: bullsitted; gerund or present participle: bullsitting
Origin:21st century
2.
When you can't stand the utter bullshit one has said.

"Amina said Sophia's puns are fucking shit."
"Oh my god, she needs to close her mouth, there's shit coming out. Such bullsit."

by Artillee November 1, 2017

Bullpited

Getting bullied out of an establishment I.e school, college, military training

Man Joe was doing so well in basic but the other recruits bullpited him out

by Spanishcheeg August 20, 2017

bullitener

Someone who will nonstop post bulletins on myspace. Usually one does not have a life and makes it a full time profession to incriminate or embarrass themselves.

i will tell everyone how i maturbated 10 minutes ago god i am such a bullitener.

by Nilsson February 24, 2008