budwanker

Someone who can't stop saying 'WAAASSSSUUUUPPPPPP....' after those budweiser ads..

Tim: Wassup!!
Bob: Shut up , you stupid Budwanker!

by ganja_guru December 12, 2004

bushwanker

a member (past, present or wannabe) of the Bush administration

Flossie's Café on K Street is always full of bushwankers.

by mérovée January 19, 2008

Budwater

Another name for Budweiser, because it tastes like water. Ales are way better because they actually have a taste, and you don't have to drink nearly as many.

Guy 1: Hey, you got any Steelhead Extra Pale Ale

Guy 2: No, I only got Budwater

by Steelheader September 25, 2008

Budonkers

The craziest of people, things, animals, etc.

Gurlll, yo hair is budonkers

by kaylabatleee December 6, 2017

buswanker

someone who always catches the bus instead of using other ways of transportation.

OMG, that old lady is such a buswanker.

by M- Rabbit :P April 28, 2009

Bumwanker

Someone so confused and sexually naive that they attempt to masturbate their whole ass instead of the correct sexual anatomy.

'yeah, that nebu, he's a right bumwanker'

by cassiusgay August 20, 2009

Bwanker

A bwanker is a high level banker (mainly Irish) who has been part of the reckless lend, lend, lend culture which led mainly to the recession of 2008/9. Part of the cronie culture, the bwanker acts with the apparent blessing of his government buddies, and seems free from blame in anything he does or has done.

"Ireland has gone down the toilet! I can't get a job, pay my mortgage, and I am eating out of the neighbour's dustbin to survive!"
"So, who's fault is that?"
"Awww.. you know yourself! Sure its the government and the bwankers."

by Xsnrg February 4, 2010