bushwanker

a member (past, present or wannabe) of the Bush administration

Flossie's Café on K Street is always full of bushwankers.

by mérovée January 19, 2008

Bushwank

When one is alone fishing, camping, or any other outdoor activity, and feels the need to rub one out. Also known as Solitary Arousal Syndrome.

Tom was out fishing with his one man tent and portable shower when he was suddenly taken over by the urge to have a bushwank by the camp fire.

by TheKnowAll October 16, 2007

Bushranger

A uniquely Australian euphemism for a male homosexual likely originating in early 1990's from the emerging gay pride movement in Brisbane.

The bushranger savagely donkey punched his life partner to the point the poor fellow's assless chaps nearly flew off making him broke down.

by Brisbane Pete March 30, 2011

Bushwacker

A girl that tricks you into doing things you don't want to or changes the plans once you agree.

Him: I can't wait until we leave for vacation tomorrow.

Her: yeah I'm excited too. Oh I forgot to tell you this old couple is coming with us, and I told them they could ride with us.

You find out it was the plan the entire time and your girls a bushwacker!

by Derek1980 February 17, 2017

bushwacked

Having your enlistment military extended because the president sent you to an unwinnable war!

Lt. Delaney's platoon just got bushwacked for another six months

by elihu root July 31, 2006

budwanker

Someone who can't stop saying 'WAAASSSSUUUUPPPPPP....' after those budweiser ads..

Tim: Wassup!!
Bob: Shut up , you stupid Budwanker!

by ganja_guru December 12, 2004

bushwacked

Being involuntarily recalled or having your tour of duty extended against your will.

There I am sitting at my desk, thinking about how I will spend the long weekend with my wife and kids, when the army calls telling me I've been bushwacked.

by daredevil June 29, 2004