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space burgular 

someone who leaves an item in your space with no compensation for long periods of time.
Jeff brought over his motorcycle and asked if he could leave it for a few days.It was here for 6 months what a space burgular

Turd Burgular 

When you're forced to take a dump in a public restroom and you're just about to drop the bomb, when someone comes into the bathroom and tries to open the stall you're in! This cases the shit coming out your ass to suck back in and your meaty dump to be interrupted.
Man, I was taking a dump when this Turd Burgular came in and messed it up.
Turd Burgular by stinky April 7, 2004

turd burgular 

a big raving gayboy who loves taking and receiving other peoples bum love.
ure a fucking turd burgular, go lick my brown star you fool!
turd burgular by ozzy July 8, 2004

Scrot Burgular 

1. The male opposite of a womens Camel toe. When a Mans Trousers are above the waist line thus strangling there testicles and is obvious to other people. Derived from the word scrotum burglar and is largely used in the Jamaican community in London.
Alfie: Hey man you have a Scrot burgular man!!

Alex: Oh hey i do man its because these leather spandexs are way too small for me!!!
Scrot Burgular by loseronstrike September 6, 2010

Bungular 

The brown ring around some female's anus, attributed to pigmentation and or poor hygene.
I lubed up my penis and sank it deep into the center of her bungular.
Bungular by J H September 5, 2003

Sperm Burgular 

Someone who sneaks up in the middle of the night to suck your cock while you sleep.
Jane: Jim, why do you look so drained?

Jim: I awoke last night to find a sperm burgular sucking my dick.
Sperm Burgular by Spooky is Back September 26, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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